apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

deair:

so how do i relationship

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me


  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

alt-j:

bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking