untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
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caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

nowyoukno:

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