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asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

kardashianjpeg:

Best gay joke ever

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself